beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

(via noxiously)

whereismyfuckinvodka:

Description - image #2007164 by Maria_D on Favim.com itt: We Heart It.

whereismyfuckinvodka:

Description - image #2007164 by Maria_D on Favim.com itt: We Heart It.

(via calm-down-its-just-a-hickey)

thatfunnyblog:

 





hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

thatfunnyblog:

 

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?image

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

(Source: japcoregalore, via c-atari)

dreamofskins:

follow for more skins

(Source: justloveskins)

sluttiest-virgin:

sexcake:

white boys sexting like

I’m laugHING SO HARD what is this FROM

(Source: jasonnywithnochance, via intensional)

chezpicker-uk:

A Maldives beach awash in bioluminescent Phytoplankton looks like an ocean of stars

(via c-atari)

relahvant:

so apparently “normal” people sleep in the pm hours and wake up in the am hours???

(via sorry)

Bought New shoes on the weekend.

Bought New shoes on the weekend

gameholicandi:

Lara Croft Evolution  (1996-2014) <3 

(via sarcastictrashcan)

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute, via sarcastictrashcan)